A picosecond after finalising a black hole theory |
Now after the theory, some practical advice.
What to do when threatened by a black hole ?
- stay calm
- don't engage in any conversation and keep your distances. They are pervert cosmic thugs
- don't accept candies
- throw some photons to buy some time
- don't look at the black hole directly, first because they are susceptible and second because you won't see anything
- a proven technique to confuse black holes is to ask them the question "What time is it ?". This will throw them in a state of deep Heisenbergian uncertainty and will leave you a certain time to escape.
Happy intergalactic journey !
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