Death call center

Latin de cuisine (2)

"Latin de cuisine" ("Kitchen Latin") refers to a pseudo Latin which doesn't follow any grammatical rules and often borrows from the vernacular, like "Hoc cartoonum non comprehendi"

I'm from the government and I'm here to help

Between you and me and the NSA

My last cartoon about the NSA and after that I'm done with this subject

Meanwhile at the NSA...

The NSA and You

Corporate Austerity

Wheatgrass! Wheatgrass!

How Stuff Works: The Frenchman (2)

Karma O Karma!

The Obscurantists

When you know you've reached Belgium...

In case you don't know:
Belgium is a flat country.
But it's also quite wet.
But it's an understatement.
Belgium is always wet.
So now you know.
Thank you for your attention

Note for the non initiated. The little boy seen peeing in my cartoon is inspired by Manneken Pis who is an emblematic character of Brussels. Now, for the non initiated, you can also read on Brussels.

What to do when threatened by a Black Hole?

Black holes are these singular cosmic oddities which are so dense that they collapse on themselves and attract everything in their vicinity. Even photons, no matter what their confession or wavelength are, cannot escape. Because of their sheer gravitational force, their inner core is a bizarre place where time and space are not quite the same notions as the ones you are used to, and expect to find, when you go to your local grocery shop or even to the local pub.

Now after the theory, some practical advice...

What to do when threatened by a black hole ?

• stay calm
• don't engage in any conversation and keep your distances. They are pervert cosmic thugs
• don't accept candies
• throw some photons to buy some time
• don't look at the black hole directly, first because they are susceptible and second because you won't see anything
• a proven technique to confuse black holes is to ask them the question "What time is it ?". This will throw them in a state of deep Heisenbergian uncertainty and will leave you a certain time to escape.

Hope these advices will be useful.
Happy intergalactic journey !

Meanwhile at some government office ...

Why dragons became extinct (2)

Practicing nihilism with religious fervor

Shadow

Bald statement

Green

First Incarnation